Sunday, December 25, 2016

Bathroom Monologue: Reconsider the Lobster

Humans: ill kill and eat anything that looks good
Lobster: I'm a bug that lives underwater.
Humans: eh still
Lobster: With claws!
Humans: bet I can crack em
Lobster: I taste like pencil erasers.
Humans: i got butter
Lobster: I release poison when I die.
Humans: i loves a challenge

3 comments:

  1. Sigh. How true it is.
    Happy Christmas John. And wonderful year(s) to follow.

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  2. Can't relate. I've never had a lobster. Does that mean I am a lobster? I am confused.

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  3. Happy New Year, John. I hope you had a nice holiday.

    The lobster is sure making a strong case for its self-preservation here!

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